It's in the bag

You had the job "in the bag" and went to Chicago for your formality interivew with the VP of IS at a prestigeous company. You were paid a per diem so you could obtain a hotel room and have a couple of meals. You- the guy who dressed in a suit and were very professional with me, you stumbled into the interview reeking of whiskey and very rumpled from sleeping in a car so you could use the money on alcohol. Security escorted you from the building. Yeah, it's in the bag- in the little brown paper bag.