So there you were, sitting in the conference room. You looked fantastic! Great suit, perfect smile. You were articulate and seemed perfectly competent. Then I looked at your resume in detail...
Did you graduate from High School? I mean really, you even mis-spelled the name of your employer! The first paragraph of your resume consisted of one very long run on sentence. Your resume also contained the word "I" 74 times.
Giving you the benefit of the doubt, I continued the interview.
I asked you if you had applied to the client. Of course, you said "no". I asked you if you were ok with submitting to a pre-employment criminal background check. You said "sure".
3 Felonies and 5 misdemeanors later...
What the heck were you thinking? Not only that, you had already gotten fired from this particular client! Did you forget you worked there?
Thanks for wasting my time, buddy.
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